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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

(Source: syntheticmomma)

Fucking hacker could have been useful…

jlawandcompany:

and gotten us a freaking Mockingjay trailer instead….

"I want the house, Jan. I want the picket fence. I want the ketchup fights, and the tickling, and the giggling."

- Michael Scott (via theloverevolution)